1. Maxwell's Silver Hammer


    Date: 3/13/2019, Categories: Wife / MILF Author: byHarddaysknight, Source: Literotica

    I have to admit I came up with a brand new plot for this story. It is a flash with brilliant humor and a moral for all, cucks and BtBs alike. Readers ask how I can dream up this shit and I respond, 'mushrooms'. If you don't like satire, testosterone laden men, pickaxe handles, and prickly heat, move on. I am sure there are plenty of cuck stories posted above and below this flash of genius. I need to thank my amazing friend, lover, and wife, may they never meet, for editing this story, although it was written flawlessly. Thanks to Randi for buying the first round, and for being my muse. Now prepare to be amazed... * "Do you take this woman to have and to hold, to..." intoned the old priest. I raised my hand, causing him to stop the ceremony. "Is there something wrong, My Son?" "Not necessarily, Padre. I just want to clarify a few things in my own mind, as well as in my bride's and everyone in attendance today," was my careful response. "I've been to more than a few weddings, and there are a few things that are left unsaid. I would assume that everyone here is in agreement on these issues, but I've seen more than a few husbands vilified when they were simply doing the right thing. "In the interest of full disclosure, and to prevent any future misunderstandings, I feel it's necessary to verbalize my beliefs. Since this ceremony is being videoed, my wife and I will always have a copy to which we can refer should any questions ever crop up." "This is rather unusual," the priest ...
     pointed out as he shifted his gaze from me to my bride and then to our gathered friends and families. "But, if you feel this is absolutely necessary, then please proceed." "Thanks. I'll try to keep it brief," I replied easily. "Nancy and I are making all kinds of promises here today about love, honor, fidelity and things like that. I'm all for it. I really am. "The problem, as I see it, is the lack of consequences. None are mentioned and that seems to lead to all kinds of problems farther down the road for a lot of married people. It's my opinion that Nancy and I should have a clear understanding of what we expect in our marriage as well as what measures we will take if one of us fails to live up to our vows." "What do you mean, Jake?" asked Nancy with concern. "I don't understand the 'measures' thing you're talking about." "It's pretty simple, really. We're promising before God and family that we'll always be faithful loving spouses. That sounds good, but how do we know that you'll honor your vows, or that I will, for that matter?" I explained as everyone leaned forward in their pews to hear me better. "I had a cousin who came home and found his wife in bed with his best friend. He beat the living shit out of the former best friend and immediately drove his wife to Mexico where he sold her to a whorehouse. He made a few bucks off the cheating bitch to help cover his gas and food on the trip. He'd be here today if the warden would have allowed it," I added. "What happened when ...
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